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PART A: If you answer YES to the following questions you probably ARE Sallys' type. Hooray! 1. Are you a masculine guy? I didn't say muscular, I said "masculine". If you don't know the difference we are not a match. I don't care about muscles as much as I care about masculinity. Are you "a real man"!?!? 2. Are you a cop, fireman, construction worker, military man, frat dude, trucker, or some other blue collar type? 3. Are you married with children? Not a requirement but married men really turn me on!!! 4. Are you super-super clean? 5. Are you disease free? 6. Are you drug free? 7. Do you like women who aren't "petite"? LOL 8. Do you like to go for hours? 9. Do you like to be forceful? 10. Are you verbal? 11. Are you "impressive"? 12. Do you consider yourself straight? 13. Would your friends be shocked to know you'd be with someone like me? 14. Do you play sports? 15. Do you like Nascar? _____________________________________ PART B: If you answer YES to any of the following questions you probably are NOT Sallys' type. Sorry. Please be honest! 1. Do you shave or trim your body hair? I hope not. I'm not into bodies that look like they belong to a 12 year old. 2. Do you have pierced body parts? Married men don't pierce their nipples. LOL 3. Are you "versatile"? 4. Do you dress like a rapper? Not into that whole ghetto scene. 5. Do you want to cross-dress? I'm not into other cross-dressers. 6. Do you require "toys" to keep you happy? Go to Toys R Us! 7. Are you bi? Bye 8. Are you covered in tattoos. I like natural guys. A few tattoos are ok but guys that are covered in ink freak me out! 9. Do you like Broadway musicals? I like them too but I don't like guys who like them! 10. Do you do poppers? Ugh! Gross. They give me a headache. ___________________________________
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